Blame America!

An edited version of South Park's Blame Canada... the world can now Blame America!

Note: Apparently, I didn't have to change that many words...

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, blame America, blame America
With all their backward minds
And the orange heads so full of lies

Blame America, blame America
We need to form a full assault
It's America's fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn election
And now he's off to join the Klan

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

Well, blame America, blame America
It seems that everything's gone wrong
When Donald Trump came along

Blame America, blame America
Half its people picked the wrong guy anyway

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no

Blame America, blame America
With all their football hullabaloo
And that woman Hillary too
Blame America, shame on America The smut we must cut, the trash we must smash
Laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before the world implodes on us

Hockey Helps the Homeless

On Friday, November 18, 2016, I will be participating in an all day hockey tournament called Hockey Helps the Homeless to support the Markham organization called 360 Kids.

Before you donate, take some time to read about the organization in a local newspaper. They have now teamed up with the regional school board to ensure these kids can complete their high school diploma in a safe environment. https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2016/10/11/at-risk-youth-get-another-shot-at-high-school-through-richmond-hill-program.html

For this event, participants are to raise minimum $350 which is where I need your help. Any amount of donations would be fantastic. If you are Canadian, you will receive a tax receipt for any donation amount over $25.

If you wish to donate, please use the link at the bottom of this blog. However, to help me reach the goal of $350 or more, I do have some prizes to give away.

I have 7 items to give away and I will shipped them worldwide. Don't worry about postage, I will take care of it. They've been sitting on a shelf waiting to go to fans... I have 3 signed 8x11 The Listener card signed by Ennis Esmer, Rainbow Francks, and Melanie Scrofano. I also 5 Sex After Kids postcard signed by Amanda Brugel, Shannon Beckner, Christine Horne, and Peter Keleghan.

The rules:
It will be $5 per entry. So, if you decide to donate $25, you will get 5 chances.
The system will ask for your email address and so winners will receive an email confirmation.
The deadline is Wednesday, November 16, 2016
That's it!

So, let's start donating by clicking here
https://hhth.akaraisin.com/Markham2016W/ee5d068524d5423bbebf6c632071eb96

Warning... of future posts...

This post is really just a warning. I am uncertain if I will follow through with it. However, future posts may possibly turn dark, very dark.

This is not about the darkness of colour but possibly a personal examination of my own mind. Where I may go with it, I don't know.

I will leave you with this image.