Note: Apparently, I didn't have to change that many words...
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame America, blame America
With all their backward minds
And the orange heads so full of lies
Blame America, blame America
We need to form a full assault
It's America's fault
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn election
And now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
Well, blame America, blame America
It seems that everything's gone wrong
When Donald Trump came along
Blame America, blame America
Half its people picked the wrong guy anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no
Blame America, blame America
With all their football hullabaloo
And that woman Hillary too
Blame America, shame on America
The smut we must cut, the trash we must smash
Laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before the world implodes on us
